March 2012
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February 2012
105 posts
Mature people having a dignified FB Chat at 1:44...
Eric Lammatao: *knocks*
Zach: hello? anyone there?
Eric: "Hey there m'am, this looooong thick package came in for you"
Zach: "Ooh a long thick package...what is it? Can I open it?"
Eric: "Hold on there m'am, this is a real delicate package, now to open it you're gonna have to get on your knees and be reeeeal gentle when you unwrap it"
Zach: Its really hard!
Eric: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Some dipshit is selling a Lenovo netbook on...
It’s worth at least $400 if not 6
I’m really really hoping this idiot texts me back, he lives like 20 minutes away from me
ONE TIME. COME ON JUST ONE TIME.
whorechataaa asked: this is not anonymous or an opinion, but I thought you should know that I mosaic'd the picture you posted of that kid ('sometimes you just gotta take that pussy' or whatever) as my wallpaper and then felt really horrible so I changed it immediately.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you. →
inthemess:
I should know better. I don’t know better.
I can pretend like I don’t but you all know I do
Every Job Listing
Qualifications:
must be actively pursuing or have completed an undergraduate computer science degree
must have 5 years+ iOS development experience
must have proven track record of iOS releases
HOW THE FUCK CAN I HAVE A PROVEN TRACK RECORD IM STILL IN FUCKING SCHOOL
“As of now, there are no plans for another OutKast album. I’m planning to do a...”
– André 3000 (via pitchfork)
GOD DAMNIT
“Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by...”
– Bill O’Reilly in his book Those Who Trespass. Yes, that Bill O’Reilly
Hang on a sec its taking me a while to type this up because I’m laughing so hard.
How Do You Get Pink Eye?
fakescience:
Watch1 more for ya, different genre this time.
I am twenty years old.
Twenty god damn years old. I’m not even a teenager anymore. In a year I will be able to drink legally.
None of this makes any sense. It’s all going by so fast.
How the hell am I twenty? I still play video games and listen to Odd Future and smoke weed and get nervous around girls I like. It isn’t supposed to be like this. By now you are supposed to have your shit figured out.
...
Georgia Democrats to propose limitations on... →
inthemess:
historicalupstart:
As members of Georgia’s House of Representatives debate whether to prohibit abortions for women more than 20 weeks pregnant, House Democrats planned to introduce their own reproductive rights plan: No more vasectomies that leave “thousands of children … deprived of birth.”
This is getting to be fucking ridiculous.
Can we just secede already? The...
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
inthemess:
crimsun:
Read More
Well, shit. I missed a couple.
English is really ridiculous
WatchThis website is cool. Social radio. Check out my 8tracks, tell me what you think, and make your own, because I’m honestly curious as to what you Tumblr kids are listening to these days.
Seriously though
Facebook is for the extroverts to post pictures of themselves making a duckface or chugging beers and slap each other on the back.
Tumblr is for the introverts to reblog pictures of cats and video games and pretend like they don’t care if anyone reads their posts (but secretly they do.)
In all seriousness, I feel like I relate to my ~two dozen followers so much more than my hundreds of...
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for...”
– Charles Bukowski (via mutualaddiction)
Reblogging because of truth.
(via ghoulmann)
Obama Campaign Playlist:
Different People – No Doubt Got to Get You Into My Life – Earth, Wind & Fire Green Onions – Booker T & The MG’s I Got You – Wilco Keep on Pushing – The Impressions Keep Reachin’ Up – Nicole Willis & the Soul Investigators Love You I Do? – Jennifer Hudson No Nostalgia – AgesAndAges Raise Up – Ledisi Stand Up – Sugarland This – Darius Rucker We Used To Wait – Arcade Fire ...
So my school does this thing called Dance...
All my friends are doing it. This event involves:
dancing
no alcohol
no sleeping for 26.5 hours
It’s like someone said, hey. I got an idea. Lets take all the things Zach doesn’t like, and make it an event.
